The Most Serene Republic of The Federal Republic of Galliennes is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Valerie Royal with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 5.733 billion Galliennesians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concord. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Galliennesian economy, worth 520 trillion Galliennes Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,784 Galliennes Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, artists are pillars of society, and people caught mistreating The Federal Republic of Galliennes's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Federal Republic of Galliennes's national animal is the Rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Federal Republic of Galliennes is ranked 247,759^th in the world and 9,135^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.